Choose 10 of your OC's.

1: Sato Takoki
2: Heinrich Bach
3: Tanya Vladmirov
4: Godric Ehrenberg
5: Adam Fischer
6: Ghost
7: Harold Kenneman
8: Kenneth Hawkes
9: Derek Jackson
10: Josef Jezek



1) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
Godric: Welcome to my den... I mean home. Yes?
Kenneth: Is... is that a question?
Tanya: You'll get used to it.
Kenneth: I'm not sure I want to.

2) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
Derek: Go on in!
Adam: I told you! I have no interest in women!
Derek: That's half the point!

3) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you chose 1 or 6?
Me: Come on Sato.
Ghost: Aww... but we were gonna have so much fun!
Me: -shudder-
Sato: At least I don't have to shave your legs...

4) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?
Heinrich: Come ere you! -kiss-
Harold: This is just disturbing.
Josef: -walks in- WHAT THE FUCK!?
Harold: Good question!

5) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?
Kenneth: You DO realize that he's a contract killer?
Tanya: Of course! Dominatrix and shit, am I right?
Ghost: Oh yeah, I'll tie you up nice and good...
Kenneth: I have handcuffs.
Ghost: Damn! Even I'd fall for that!

6) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?
Godric: Rar and shit. Correct?
Me: You're not even trying.
Josef: Woah, I don't even know these guys...
Heinrich: Meh, I woulda done it anyway.
Harold: Okay, but I'm only doing it cause it's my job.

7) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?
Sato: And that, my friends, is how you cook sushi!
Heinrich: -Scorfing- Dish ish sho nishe.
Sato: And THAT, my friends, is how you eat an ENTIRE raw fish!
Tanya: That is sooo hot.
Godric: Shut up. Done?

8) 5 is in a car crash and is critictly injured. What does 9 do?
Derek: That'd be your fault for making out with him in the first place!
Adam: Sorry! His lips tasted like vanilla!

9) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?
Kenneth, cause he's charismatic and whatnot.
Kenneth: I know, I'm awesome!
Tanya: Lesser of three evils I guess.
Derek: Hey!
Godric: Meh. Yes?

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
Adam: Seriously, I have nothing worth over $4.
Harold: Fine, a bagel will suffice.
Heinrich: How the hell was I captured in the first place?

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?
Meeting with Ghost is death, and Sato's less dramatic anyway.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?
Because he's one hell of a gambler. On a side note, what he calls a chariot is actually a Hind-D.

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?
Hmm, lets see:
1 contract killer.
2 police.
1 fanatical otaku.
1 international terrorist.
1 scary japanese guy.
3 werewolves.
VS
1 sexy dominatrix chick...

Yes.

14) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
Kenneth: -Hanging from church roof- I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Heinrich: I do...
Josef: Yeah, so do I and crap.
Kenneth: -sniff- It's so beautiful.

15) Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because someone turned the tables.

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?
Josef: Okay, just picture Hawkes without clothes...
Kenneth: Eww... gross.
Harold: What?
Adam: Neat!

17) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?
Sato: Sorry guys, I kept getting molested by Tanya.
Tanya: It's called bondage, little boy.
Heinrich: I know your pain, seriously.
Tanya:
Josef: Hey, at least you're not hanging from the roof by a bungee cord.
Kenneth: It's a rappeling line bitch!

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Adam: Sherioushly though, you shuld get a girlfwend and do shomething nishe to her.
Derek: I shuld kick yer fash in bish.
Adam: Go watsh yer anime shtupid nerd shlaker.

19) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?
Tanya: Your present will be waiting in my apartment tonight, don't be late.
Kenneth: Cool.
Godric: Here's a condom, I found it in the gutter yes?
Kenneth: Is it just me or do you get wierder with each passing second.
Ghost: No, really. The resemblence is striking.
Kenneth: I do not look like that! That's Lenard fucking Nemoy!
Ghost: Oh hey, you're right!

20) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?
1-5: Give us food!
6-10: Give us something to do!
Me: Hmm... I think I can solve both problems actually...

21) 9 murders 2 best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
Derek: FUCK! I need that to live!
Heinrich: That's for killing Sato!
Derek: He didn't like Bleach!

22) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save them self or 1?
Ghost: Seeya biatch!
Sato: I my heart I had the tiniest sliver of hope that the unstoppable mass-murderer would sacrifice his life for a complete stranger. Damn.

23) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?
Obviously Ghost, although he IS filthy rich and unstoppable. Okay then, Godric.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?
Josef: Aww crap, I blew up the cave! Who would have thought that a Hind could wreak destruction.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?
Tanya: Okay girls, lets test our bondage techniques on the boys m'kay.

26) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?
Kenneth: This is a series of unfortunate events indeed.
Ghost: Whut?
Godric: He is confused no?
Harold: -Hyperventilating-
Kenneth: W... SIR!?

27) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?
Heinrich: I'll give you 10 points for concept, 5 points for execution.
Sato: Funny, that's what I said to your mom after...
Heinrich: Shut up!

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?
Kenneth: Why the FUCK did you put mayonnaise on a fucking pie!?
Heinrich: I think it's quite good.
Kenneth: You think everything is fucking good! You're a fucking werewolf!

29) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?
Kenneth: I never knew you were so good with rope traps.
Tanya: You know where I get it from though.
Kenneth: Yeah, pretty predictable.
Tanya: What about this? -kiss-
Audience: Oooooooo!

30) While they are camping, they run into The Blair Witch. What do they do? (If you haven't seen that movie pretend they ran into the Boogeyman or something like that instead.)
Kenneth: Ah! Boogeyman!
Tanya: Shut up!
Kenneth: Sorry, I felt that if I didn't say that I'd pass out.
Tanya: Again, shut up!

31) The quiz is over. What does everyone go to do now?
Sato: I'll just get back to that fanfiction.
Heinrich: Cool, do we get donuts?
Tanya: Come to think of it, I'll help Sato.
Godric: Well that was entertaining perhaps?
Adam: -grabs Heinrich and kisses him-
Ghost: Damn it, and I didn't get to kill one person!
Harold: Look! Werewolves! Let's shoot at them with our guns!
Kenneth: Seriously, shut up!
Derek: Now for some hen... anime.
Josef: -hugs wing of Hind- It's alright, daddy's here.


Sooo random. Just to explain:

The first five are all in Russia while the last five are in America, so they don't know each other.

Characters:
Sato - A Japanese man and Heinrich's best friend.
Heinrich - Or Henry, a werewolf.
Tanya - A sexy dominatrix chick who likes Henry.
Godric - The German senator who always speaks in question format. Also a werewolf.
Adam - A homosexual 14-year-old werewolf.
Ghost - An unstoppable assasin.
Harold - The Director of the CIA.
Kenneth - CIA vice-chairman.
Derek - An otaku who likes anime and Japan.
Josef - Ghost's hirer, he has a Hind-D.

Yup... -leaves-